Avec Des Oeufs

I camped outside the theater for 14 hours for the premiere. There were all these dopes waiting for iPhones. I had to explain that their dopey "8 gig" iPhone could never replace seeing Ratatouille on the big screen! They totally missed out.

PS. Andrew, where were you? I checked all the HS girl hangouts, Claire's, Express, Rave. I couldn't find you anywhere!?

Dickinson

Guys, I'm at the mall. Where are you? You might want to get here soon -- turns out this is the midwest premiere and there's quite a crowd. Patton Oswalt is here with the animation team that did all the highlights in the characters' eyeballs for a Q&A session. I only bought one ticket, so you might want to get here before it's sold out.

Anyway, you can find me at at the Appleby's in the Bon Marché end of the mall, buying whiskey shots for high school girls.

For Real, Guys

I can't believe Ratatouille is a real movie. I had no idea what you guys were talking about that whole weekend!!!

Go Patton, Go Patton, Go Patton

Ratatouille is in theaters today -- should we try to meet up for the 9:40PM showing tonight at the Dickinson Mall in Grand Island, NE? It's a little closer for the Oregonians than for the East coast folks, but it's as close to half way as we're going to get.

Kenneth Turan called the film "smart and sophisticated." Pretty fucking impressive for a cartoon about a rat.